“jsPerf is like a biggest dick contest… Except everyone wants the smallest dick.”


“200 ops per second? That’s what she said.”


“jsPerf: waste an hour saving 8 milliseconds.”


“jsPerf allows me to set low personal standards for my code and then helps me consistently fail to achieve them. Gotta love performance testing.”


“Even worse than HTML5.”

— Douglas Crockford

“NO U”


[06:36:10] <FBI> matjas: no one is allowed to know how fast for loops run according to DMCA 234.23.A
[06:36:20] <FBI> please remove all information regarding this