Testimonials

“jsPerf is like a biggest dick contest… Except everyone wants the smallest dick.”

@ajpiano

“200 ops per second? That’s what she said.”

@danheberden

“jsPerf: waste an hour saving 8 milliseconds.”

@ajpiano

“jsPerf allows me to set low personal standards for my code and then helps me consistently fail to achieve them. Gotta love performance testing.”

@addyosmani

“Even worse than HTML5.”

— Douglas Crockford

“NO U”

@gf3

[06:36:10] <FBI> matjas: no one is allowed to know how fast for loops run according to DMCA 234.23.A
[06:36:20] <FBI> please remove all information regarding this